‘why didn’t i just do my homework’ a musical by me
featuring hits such as ‘I’ve had 3 weeks to complete this fucking essay’ and ‘I’ll do it in the morning’
and lastest release ‘i should’ve turned in this essay a week ago and i still didn’t start doing it’
Petition to have Stanley Tucci host the Oscars as Caesar Flickerman.
The three things I hate the most are irony, cliffhangers, and
CHARACTER MEME; Kate Argent • 04. quoteYou don’t have to be psychotic to be a killer. You just… Need a reason. And even then, sometimes… You can surprise yourself.
If we learned anything from the Mayans, it’s that if you don’t finish something, it’s not the end of the world.
I have always wondered what would happen with an infinite loop in all directions…
I want to sit with someone at 3 am and talk. Like really talk. I want you to tell me what keeps you up at night, that dream you keep having, what certain songs make you feel like, what you think happens after death. Talk to me about your family and your dreams.
I’M A MESS WHO LET ME ADULT
i refuse to be seen in public without at least four people following me snapping their fingers aggressively
how to stay warm in your freezing bedroom:
put on a comfy sweater
put a sweatshirt on over it
put leggings on
put sweatpants on over them
4 pairs of fuzzy socks
light your bed on fire
and a partridge in a pear tree